First Close-Up Photos of Pluto’s Hidden 6th Moon?!

Toydust here.

We interrupt our usual posts about books, toys, and writing to bring you this report.

Ace reporter, News-Finder Bob, reports he was granted access to a secret space mission in which a previously hidden 6th moon of Pluto was discovered. Here are some exclusive photos of the strange alien landscape, riddled with massive canyons.

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So far no life has been detected.

The end.

 

UPDATE:

Toydust here.

Again.

To congratulate News-Finder Bob on this exclusive news story, I decided to make him a coffee cake.

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And there was a striking resemblance between said coffee cake and the so-called moon pictures NEWS-FINDER BOB had sent me.

When confronted with this condemning piece of evidence, NEWS-FINDER BOB confessed.

He had actually never been in space, and there is no hidden 6th moon orbiting Pluto. Unless, of course, it’s hidden.

I should have know better than to believe such a far-fetched story.

Here’s what actually happened:

NEWS-FINDER BOB had traveled into the future and took pictures of the coffee cake that I would make him, and then traveled back to the present, though as I write this, I suppose it’s the past, where he gave me these pictures and claimed they were close-ups of Pluto’s hidden 6th moon.

I am grieved that a phony news story was posted on my blog.

NEWS-FINDER BOB has been disciplined. Severely.

Toydust out.

 

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