We interrupt our usual posts about books, toys, and writing to bring you this report.
Ace reporter, News-Finder Bob, reports he was granted access to a secret space mission in which a 6th moon of Pluto was discovered. Here are some exclusive photos of the strange alien landscape, riddled with massive canyons.
So far no life has been detected.
To congratulate News-Finder Bob on this exclusive news story, I decided to make him a coffee cake.
And there was a striking resemblance between said coffee cake and the so-called moon pictures NEWS-FINDER BOB had sent me.
When confronted with this condemning piece of evidence, NEWS-FINDER BOB confessed.
He had actually never been in space, and there is no hidden 6th moon orbiting Pluto. Unless, of course, it’s hidden.
I should have know better than to believe such a far-fetched story.
Here’s what actually happened:
NEWS-FINDER BOB had traveled into the future and took pictures of the coffee cake that I would make him, and then traveled back to the present, though as I write this, I suppose it’s the past, where he gave me these pictures and claimed they were close-ups of Pluto’s hidden 6th moon.
I am grieved that a phony news story was posted on my blog.
NEWS-FINDER BOB has been disciplined. Severely.