While exploring foggy wastelands in Scotland (the place of my ancestors) I came across an ancient stone tablet. Ancient words had been chiseled into this ancient tablet – words of an ancient tongue, long forgotten. It was all very… well… ancient.
Translating the tablet took some doing, but I got it done. It turned out to be an oatmeal recipe.
Here it is:
YE OLDEN SCOTTISH OATMEAL a la TOILET
- Make some oatmeal
- Dump it in a toilet-shaped mug
- Add sugar and milk
I decided to give it a try.
It was a magical experience.